arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
do herpes really smell.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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