I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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