My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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