I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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