I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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