Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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