i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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