I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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