I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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