I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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