My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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