Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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