this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.