Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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