i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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