your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
