i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
