AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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