We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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