"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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