Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
only you would photoshop your dick
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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