Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize