Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize