Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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