mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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