Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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