Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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