Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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