well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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