I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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