haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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