So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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