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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  My lips are sealed. Both pairs.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.

  (240): View more from Maryland

  Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?

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• (716): View more from New York

  I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"

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• (626): View more from California

  It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?

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