talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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