I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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bring money and cleavage
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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