she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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