New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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