dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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