Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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