How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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