no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
People with herpes should wear stickers.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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