Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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