At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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