Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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