My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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