I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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