So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I accidentally had phone sex last night
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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