I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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