Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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