And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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