JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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