Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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