i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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