He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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